Sometimes daily prediction by Son of Chandu

You will catch a slight cold with a few sniffles

You will try some chicken soup....to no avail

At night, you will take a swig of Nyquil,

You will say yuk......

You will sleep for two weeks straight ...you will wake up slimmer and refreshed

You will miss the Olympic opening ceremony and closing ...

What?

I'm the son of Chandu....not Chandu