Killing Archie Andrews...why not Mickey mouse and Snoopy too

So another pop culture icon gets butchered by new owners with no vision
by that need to sell more product by killing the golden goose

Archie Andrews will die saving his gay best friend....that isn't my gripe
I just think it is a lazy corporate move by new owners with the
vision of an eggplant...yes,you EggPlant

Remember new coke?.....Real bright move....
Didn't Superman get killed off once
how did that go?

Are country is getting rid of its heritage
and giving it away piece by piece

By people with no vision
and less common sense....

YOU  can take that to the bank....oh wait,the banks been sold out too

Jack

Space crawl radio blog series episode 4 theres ghosts in them space,ya all

When we last visited the Calypso Minor it had
lost communication with lands end ground control....let's listen....

Sir,If their lost in space,are we out of jobs?...Nigel sniveled
Good,God,man...you have them dead already,you little weasle,sorry....Harold Hunt replied

Calypso minor.can you read us?......Calypso Minor.....
I could train to be a horse jockey...Nigel sighed

crackle       crackle

Ere.....were here....bloody hell and a handbasket...this is REG..over....

Forget it,Nigel....your own horse would eat you....Harold.....
Calypso minor....what happened......?

err....we bumped into another ship out here...The Putin -Rasputin Omni

I I can't believe it,that went up in 2016 ....it was Putins pet project

Didn't he go up with it sir....?....Nigel queried....

Yes,sort of a John Wayne chap....he passed the physical with flying colors
yes...his wife ran the country after the ship vanished
she introduced a casual Fridays at work day
really set the country into a more relaxed state....

Eh.....What do we do,we are kind of attached to it...Red complained....
It looks kind of beat up....Jasper observed

You would too if you were floating in space for over eighty years...
more than that....Jasper replied.....

I dun,hate math,you wanker...Red barked....
Tiny was fast asleep and snoring...

We gonna wake him?..Jasper inquired...
neh....Tiny needs his beauty sleep....Reg replied....

This is very historical men....you have found a piece of  important space....space...

JUNK.....you can say it,mate.....a piece of flying space junk...Reg replied

What happens if their dead bodies come flying out..?   Nigel sniggered

Nigel,behave....no need to alarm the boys....ah.....

I heard that farrot face.....I ain't afraid of a mummified Russian......

Eh,....What's happening...the door to the other bloody things opening....!!!!!!!!

AH.......Jasper screamed like a girl

Tiny lurched up and bumped his head for the hundreth time....

I told you....I told you....GHOSTS....Poltergeists......Nigel  sniggered....

Behave Nigel......Calypso Minor....stay calm....it might be the ships computer

Bloody hell...

arrhhhh

I

want


my


mummy!!!

Space Crawl radio series blog Episode 3 Ground control to Major Reg

When we last joined are guinea pig astronauts,Reg,Tiny and Jasper were jolted by the

ship spinning and turning....let's join are clueless friends

Bloody hell,I feel like a disco ball....Reg bellowed as the ship shuddered

Hit the cruise control off and turn seventy five degrees to the right...Harold ordered

ARR,ok.....I......got it,turning the ruddy thing,hang on mates......

Heaven help us,Jasper wailed

We're pretty close to it .....Tiny proclaimed

Reg turned the ship slowly into the Garry Glitter highway ....

Look at that,it looks like a motorway of stars....how blarmy...Reg annonced

Just stay in that lane and you can turn the cruise control back on...Harold said

What are those funny bubbles?....they look like telletubbies ....Jasper asked

What color are they?...Harold Hunt of ground control replied...

Bluish,no reddish.....there changing colors..

It's just mutated pollution from hair spray cans...Harold announced

Bloody hell,....I'm glad I'm bald ...Reg replied....

Yeah,Yule Brenner ....Tiny laughed...

The ladies loved me back home...Reg replied

Maybe we can pick up some space women...Tiny ventured

As long as they have two arms and two legs,no two headed birds...Reg replied

Good luck,you wankers...Nigel interrupted

Arr,I thought I heard a rat...Reg replied

Nigel.behave,sorry gentleman ...he couldn't resist....Harold commentated

Ay....what is that?....It looks like a spaceship or sumthin.....

This is ground control,what are you seeing?....report report

Hold your bloody horses.....How do we stop this heap....Reg bellowed

Put it in neutral you stoopid git....Nigel replied

Why you ....you wait....you farrot .....

Arr    arr   arr

Nigel.....behave!

It's a ship.it looks old or beat up.....

hiss....crackle....

This is lands end control....Calypso minor...do you read.....

I don't think any of those louts read....Nigel replied....

Nigel....this is no time for sarcasm....

Calypso Minor

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