Reg,Jasper and Tiny were asked to turn off the cruise control by Harold Hunt....
Lands end ground control chief....Let's listen in.....Static....hiss
You want us to steer this bloody thing,Where?...asked Regg.....
Just towards the right....can you see that highway....?...Harold asked.
What bloody highway....All I see is space and stars...Regg bemoaned.
It's called the Gary glitter exspress super highway...Harold announced
Gary bloody Glitter,that bastard...that ain't fuuny mate....Regg roared
Well,it was a sort of inside joke,but it stuck...and that's the name.....
More like highway to ruddy hell....Tiny interjected....
I like that one song...they play at the soccer matches...Jasper added
That's one strike against you mate,,,Regg glared.....
NOW,let's begin this minor diversion....Harold announced...
Alright...Where is the cruise control switch,mate?....Regg...asked
It says cruise control,you stoopid wanker...Nigel replied
You....ruddy farott face,you wait till I get back....Regg bellowed...
Nigel....behave!......Harold scolded,
I I can't help it,he's so thick.....Nigel cackled....ahr....arh.....
Forget about Nigel....he has no decorum...Harold announced
He won't have a head when I'm dun wiv im.......Regg......said deathly....
Now,now,remember the british slogan....Carry on....
Is that still it..?...I thought it was King George proved it....
Proved what? Tiny queried...
I don't bloody know,he was before our time...his mum Kate was hot though
Regg replied....
Arr...yeah....she lived until she was one hundred and five...too bad about King William
Fancy jumping out of an airplane at the age of eighty five....Jasper sighed...
Monarchists....bleh....Regg grumbled....
Bang....the space rocket ...ship....whatever....starts to shake
You have to act fast.....men....Harold ordered...
Get ready to hit the switch.....
bloody hell.....
yeah
I'm still hungry....Tiny
static hiss pop.........
No comments:
Post a Comment