Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas Brandi Carlile and the band

Wishing you a Merry Christmas Brandi

and best wishes on your new album

you guys rock

from 

Andrew

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Say it ain't so MR.Cosby

When I was a child of suburban middle class white society....on Saturday mornings
I watched Fat Albert and the gang.....hey.....hey....hey....it's fat albert
and I've got a song for you......

it was a fun and lighthearted cartoon with a message of fairness and tolerance....

And
now....the dream is over....like John lennon sang

Mr.Cosby has been accused by over twenty different women
of spiking their drinks and yada yada yada.....no fun intended

There is an old saying
Where there is smoke....there is fire....not one acccusation

over Twenty

MR.Cosby....you were an african american that
in the days of racial strife
broke barriers and sustained
a career most would envy

but if these allegations are true

you have broken

a trust

that cannot

be repaired

Sunday, December 21, 2014

A merry cyber war Christmas to you too

Ah...I love the smell of cyber wars in the morning
that smell of cloaked espionage
just another modern name for war
or putting your cyber mitts in the other guys

Cookie jar....information,spam....whatever

World War 3 will not start with a bang...but a puff
of an electrical grid....hospitals with patients
but no lights
generators don't last forever

Watch The Walking dead

We are a new generation of cyber terrorists
sitting in our cubicles
God knows where
like a game of computer big bang geeks
eating doritoes and watching lesbian porn
 
We can't even do anything man to man

anymore

cyber wars greatest generation

not bloody likely

WILL BE BLOGGING VERY SHORTLY

Hello,it has been awhile....I will be posting some new stuff very shortly
if anyone is out there

Skoal and Merry Christmas

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Space crawl radio blog ...episode 5....Momma don't let your criminals grow up to be spacemen

crack hiss......
When we last tuned in to our hapless,clueless,Britsh space guinea p.....sorry.....
Regg was telling Harold hunt
that the door to the Russian Putin-Rasputin-Omni....was opening up....lets listen in


Oh,bloody hell......it's swinging open....bugger us all to hell...Regg bellowed
arr arr..buggering....Nigel ,from ground control sniggered.....

Behave,Nigel.....Harold Hunt...admonished....this is serious.....
oh,It's probley just a voice activated door.....Nigel added

Then you come here and face the thing on the other side...Farrot face...Regg bellowed...

Tiny,who was fast asleep,groaned....What the ell is happening?!.....
clunk....his head hit the ceiling....ARRRR

We're about to be eaten by space aliens....Jasper confided... Not if I can help it......Regg picked up a .......

Wait....wait....ANDREW...what does he pick up?....a bat?

oh....skip it guys...my brain is foggy....
   
Join the ruddy club,mate....Regg replied....    
 
All three men squeeled like teenage girls at a Beatles concert
as the door opened

HELLO.....lovlies.......I'm Emma.....Emma PEEL.....boop boop
 What is it?......Nigel asked from ground control

Iiiii....It's a bloody robot....shapley robot....It looks like

YEAH.....yEAH.......Emma peel...The Avengers....Tiny whistled...

She is all silver,but her face looks quite....hubba hubba...REGG

Men,men....control yourselves....Harold Hunt ordered....

He built it then....Putin...he was a fan of Diana RIGG......arr arr...Nigel sniggered..

Oh,gentleman,I am model...5467....retro foxy.....here to serve you....

Me....first.....Regg ....pushed the other two out of the way..

You....pervs...she is a robot...not a blow up doll...Nigel commentated

HRRMPH....yes...I must agree...for once ,with Farrot....NIGEL....Harold

I'm so lonely....Tiny exclaimed.........

erre....What about us,sunshine..?.....Jasper replied......

She has a built in chastity belt....Nigel....commentated

How,do you know all this?....Harold asked.....

I'm a cyberspace junkie...Nigel...replied...

Yes,I'm saving myself,for a fine,husband....Emma replied

But...your a robot....robots don't marry robots.....Regg commentated

A small tear...ran down the robots face...then a wail....

OH...bloody..hell....good going...Regg...you made...it cry

It?.....Emma replied....I am an A class....retro foxy...you Wanker!!!!!!!!

I like her.....Nigel...sniggered



This episode is dedicated to Robin Williams
I watched him as a child on Mork and Mindy

I hope you have found peace of mind
in the next world

I hope that
for
all of us

nano nano

Friday, August 15, 2014

You Bonehead Shepard Smith

Talk about kicking a man when he is dead...

Anchorman Shepard Smith ,who I thought was the only one at fox news

with any form of fair..ha....and balanced reporting....

chides Robin Williams for killing himself

Come on Sheppy.....even Elizabeth Hasselback has more compassion.

Self righteous

bullshit

quote me on that

SHEPPY

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Killing Archie Andrews...why not Mickey mouse and Snoopy too

So another pop culture icon gets butchered by new owners with no vision
by that need to sell more product by killing the golden goose

Archie Andrews will die saving his gay best friend....that isn't my gripe
I just think it is a lazy corporate move by new owners with the
vision of an eggplant...yes,you EggPlant

Remember new coke?.....Real bright move....
Didn't Superman get killed off once
how did that go?

Are country is getting rid of its heritage
and giving it away piece by piece

By people with no vision
and less common sense....

YOU  can take that to the bank....oh wait,the banks been sold out too

Jack