tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82526329061675441462024-03-05T14:12:12.676-08:00Ghostly silhouettes of vigor and vimAndrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.comBlogger79125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-25149833362604563892015-11-30T16:37:00.000-08:002015-11-30T16:37:10.920-08:00A Cosmic Christmas 1977This animated Christmas movie was always on when I was a child<br />
enjoy<br />
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-uItu9hMr8k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-8246459901850282002015-11-30T11:26:00.000-08:002015-11-30T11:30:08.452-08:00I have a short story published in a children's book on AmazonThe book is titled <br />
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"The selfish book and other stories<br />
based on Oscar Wilde stories<br />
the illustrations are beautiful<br />
my story is <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFHxUZzWhFfWQdlYoCzh-8jeneVPwErY_KcAVkEawTq5sFKs-U1SgdalQ8S0oUyvQxoI_3MCt-rxN4MxS9JfopTyrrRNzc7ly_r50y8v1i4lWyq0TClSxyl5a1CIdGnWtqdx46pAuiAnc/s1600/1203673-bigthumbnail.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFHxUZzWhFfWQdlYoCzh-8jeneVPwErY_KcAVkEawTq5sFKs-U1SgdalQ8S0oUyvQxoI_3MCt-rxN4MxS9JfopTyrrRNzc7ly_r50y8v1i4lWyq0TClSxyl5a1CIdGnWtqdx46pAuiAnc/s320/1203673-bigthumbnail.jpg" /></a></div><br />
The golden tree and the blue butterfly<br />
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it is available on kindle download<br />
and a paperback edition<br />
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it is a nice present <br />
for children <br />
8 years and under<br />
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teaching how to be an unselfish person<br />
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that is a good thing<br />
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Merry Christmas<br />
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SUCK IT <br />
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NRA and Sarah PALIN and Rush LIMBAUGH,TED NUGENT,The deceased Charlton HESTON <br />
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AND WHOEVER RUNS THE NRA <br />
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NOW<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7-e7eItIAkWfBeWVJuCFioyzsdtJhs6WAbK2GbMfgMX9em0D384lzY1RxpN6G3bCZwkBEFqUlzn00zm4zV1ZktneTDc_OPgjEnO1tyaDzfpVf24wg7YKF8MQHiRZ87EIBYLu5TNsqg5o/s1600/sarah-palin-NRA-Convention.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7-e7eItIAkWfBeWVJuCFioyzsdtJhs6WAbK2GbMfgMX9em0D384lzY1RxpN6G3bCZwkBEFqUlzn00zm4zV1ZktneTDc_OPgjEnO1tyaDzfpVf24wg7YKF8MQHiRZ87EIBYLu5TNsqg5o/s400/sarah-palin-NRA-Convention.jpg" /></a></div>Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-19972424460648671132015-10-01T15:01:00.002-07:002015-10-01T15:01:50.604-07:00Elle KING<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/65Ev9dqArw4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-31685493526171940912015-04-30T13:53:00.000-07:002015-04-30T13:56:39.861-07:00pump up your kicks,kids<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SDTZ7iX4vTQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-8801559304662133962015-03-13T13:18:00.002-07:002015-03-13T14:21:46.776-07:00The Friday night ecletic retro download theatreGood evening <br />
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WELCOME to the first Friday night ecletic.retro download theatre<br />
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I'm your host,Andrew Lawson<br />
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Instead of boring you with my writing <br />
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I will pop in every Friday night,a campy.ecletic.movie or concert or tv show ..docudrama,radio show,to make screen larger..hit view tab below<br />
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Tonights feature....is Night of the living dead...1968....George A Romero...where art thou,sorry<br />
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Pleasent dreams......<iframe width="480" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-_f2Enn8x5s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdfa9FXcMaxo-qFnVEcD18W77bhb4zwECAjbTJ_YfvBUV2PF7JgsmkZURzGDQaLN-ZEh1u4WenLbR4DFXRKs0f44o12QONyCJlAYanHTq8OPq4WD4r6V8MTxaWPpPOM8fa7CyN8UMBDP8/s1600/large.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdfa9FXcMaxo-qFnVEcD18W77bhb4zwECAjbTJ_YfvBUV2PF7JgsmkZURzGDQaLN-ZEh1u4WenLbR4DFXRKs0f44o12QONyCJlAYanHTq8OPq4WD4r6V8MTxaWPpPOM8fa7CyN8UMBDP8/s320/large.jpg" /></a></div>Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-65340343747855811812015-02-25T21:01:00.001-08:002015-03-13T22:12:44.302-07:00The Firewatcher's daughter album out March -3 -2015Brandi Carlile's fifth ,woops,sixth album,I still have to catch up,is out March-3<br />
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If you have never heard Brandi and her band,you are missing out on<br />
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one of those voices that comes around once every twenty years,give or take a decade...<br />
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her voice harkens back to when singers could really singer,like Janice Joplin and write too<br />
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I am running a poetry contest on Allpoetry to promote her new album<br />
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She also is appearing on Garrison Keillor's radio show,woops,that was three years ago,I need an a Brandi app<br />
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these things are a menace...sorry hobby geeks....Sheldon....</div>
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THEY </div>
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they are mini spys and future terrorist vehicles</div>
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-39317564399726954622015-02-17T16:05:00.000-08:002015-02-17T16:09:02.107-08:00Fifty shades of crapcrap<br />
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<br />Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-80931998579916172022015-02-15T16:03:00.003-08:002015-02-15T16:03:39.176-08:00Crash a jetliner why don't you with your toy droneGreat,now Dad and son can fly their own drone ....<br />
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yuk....yuk...son,we nearly took out a jetliner.....<br />
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This will happen....not if ....could.....<br />
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Will<br />
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Even with flying restrictions<br />
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there is always some IDIOT<br />
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That will break the rules<br />
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or just for laughs<br />
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aim for the skies<br />
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ban the drones<br />
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Didn't Amazon propose to use these contraptions to deliver packages?<br />
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real light bulb thought there....Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-87339006584553688922015-02-12T15:54:00.002-08:002015-02-12T15:54:26.852-08:00Bob Simon was the real deal Brian Williams a paper cut outBob Simon...A CBS.sixty minute correspondent with forty six years of<br />
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reporting in dangerous,hot spots around the world...died in a car accident...last night<br />
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Unlike,Brian Williams,Mr,Simon's stories of fake valor and battle weary<br />
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reporting<br />
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MR,Simon was the real deal...real expieriences<br />
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that no one can dispute....<br />
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Jeopardy needs a new host,Brian<br />
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-15610597857036316602015-01-14T09:36:00.000-08:002015-01-15T21:02:06.591-08:00Our new breed of men and women in blue....Robo CopsThere seems to be more and more shootings...by police with trigger fingers<br />
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or they are just plain scared of their own shadows....<br />
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This new breed of police men and women....use force over common sense<br />
They believe everyone that is a little antsy has a gun or weapon<br />
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then the plot escalates...and bang....a citizen is dead<br />
and the police man or women pleads...<br />
I had to<br />
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I thought....he or she had a gun....<br />
You presumed....they had a gun or knife or squirt gun<br />
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The policemen of the fifties and sixties<br />
only had brawn and muscle<br />
and some down home<br />
mind tricks to lasso a criminal....<br />
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They had no tasers...and laptop computers<br />
to cry home to base<br />
every five minutes<br />
an officer was out of their<br />
juristiction<br />
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it took<br />
a little bit of listening...yes...and gut insticts...this can't be taught...<br />
then<br />
assuming<br />
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Anyone that is pulled over<br />
by this new generation of blue<br />
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be warned<br />
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If they ask for your name and license....tap tap tap<br />
give it to them<br />
don't holler....<br />
This un American....my rights are being violated.<br />
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it is a valid request....<br />
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don't act all ansty in the back seat<br />
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make show your hands are visable<br />
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stare right into that police man or womens eyes<br />
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They are not psychics.....far from it<br />
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they are a new breed of cops<br />
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Robo cops<br />
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and if you flinch<br />
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You die<br />
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<br />Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-72533792395531729822015-01-06T14:58:00.002-08:002015-01-06T14:59:31.770-08:00Too many blogs,not enough readers.....finiteWell,this blog thing was exciting at first...but now I just hear my words<br />
echoing in the vast wide world ...void....plunk .<br />
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It's like putting on your own personal play...and no one shows up.......<br />
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I saw so many many advantages to creating my own world of<br />
exspression....but now I feel like just another drone...<br />
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I have tried with my poetry and song lyrics<br />
to reach an audience....but<br />
it seems<br />
I'm sending e mails to ghosts.....<br />
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I just wanted one thing of mine to resonate<br />
poem...lyrics and short stories<br />
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and maybe connect with some songwriters...<br />
publishers....<br />
but I am an outsider<br />
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the story of my life....<br />
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<br />Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-38199194761429062342014-12-24T19:28:00.001-08:002014-12-24T19:28:25.709-08:00Merry Christmas Brandi Carlile and the bandWishing you a Merry Christmas Brandi<div>
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and best wishes on your new album</div>
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you guys rock</div>
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-61323882448891985362014-12-23T17:53:00.001-08:002014-12-23T17:53:20.958-08:00Say it ain't so MR.CosbyWhen I was a child of suburban middle class white society....on Saturday mornings<br />
I watched Fat Albert and the gang.....hey.....hey....hey....it's fat albert<br />
and I've got a song for you......<br />
<br />
it was a fun and lighthearted cartoon with a message of fairness and tolerance....<br />
<br />
And<br />
now....the dream is over....like John lennon sang<br />
<br />
Mr.Cosby has been accused by over twenty different women<br />
of spiking their drinks and yada yada yada.....no fun intended<br />
<br />
There is an old saying<br />
Where there is smoke....there is fire....not one acccusation<br />
<br />
over Twenty<br />
<br />
MR.Cosby....you were an african american that<br />
in the days of racial strife<br />
broke barriers and sustained<br />
a career most would envy<br />
<br />
but if these allegations are true<br />
<br />
you have broken<br />
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a trust<br />
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that cannot<br />
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be repaired<br />
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-37799661930843654442014-12-21T11:08:00.001-08:002014-12-21T13:26:00.367-08:00A merry cyber war Christmas to you tooAh...I love the smell of cyber wars in the morning<br />
that smell of cloaked espionage<br />
just another modern name for war<br />
or putting your cyber mitts in the other guys<br />
<br />
Cookie jar....information,spam....whatever<br />
<br />
World War 3 will not start with a bang...but a puff<br />
of an electrical grid....hospitals with patients<br />
but no lights<br />
generators don't last forever<br />
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Watch The Walking dead<br />
<br />
We are a new generation of cyber terrorists<br />
sitting in our cubicles<br />
God knows where<br />
like a game of computer big bang geeks<br />
eating doritoes and watching lesbian porn<br />
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We can't even do anything man to man<br />
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anymore<br />
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cyber wars greatest generation<br />
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not bloody likely<br />
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-68079887211707575782014-12-21T10:52:00.001-08:002014-12-21T10:56:58.605-08:00WILL BE BLOGGING VERY SHORTLYHello,it has been awhile....I will be posting some new stuff very shortly<br />
if anyone is out there<br />
<br />
Skoal and Merry Christmas<br />
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-324343803008109332014-08-17T11:21:00.000-07:002014-08-17T11:23:30.638-07:00Space crawl radio blog ...episode 5....Momma don't let your criminals grow up to be spacemencrack hiss......<br />
When we last tuned in to our hapless,clueless,Britsh space guinea p.....sorry.....<br />
Regg was telling Harold hunt<br />
that the door to the Russian Putin-Rasputin-Omni....was opening up....lets listen in<br />
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Oh,bloody hell......it's swinging open....bugger us all to hell...Regg bellowed<br />
arr arr..buggering....Nigel ,from ground control sniggered.....<br />
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Behave,Nigel.....Harold Hunt...admonished....this is serious.....<br />
oh,It's probley just a voice activated door.....Nigel added<br />
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Then you come here and face the thing on the other side...Farrot face...Regg bellowed...<br />
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Tiny,who was fast asleep,groaned....What the ell is happening?!.....<br />
clunk....his head hit the ceiling....ARRRR<br />
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We're about to be eaten by space aliens....Jasper confided... Not if I can help it......Regg picked up a .......<br />
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Wait....wait....ANDREW...what does he pick up?....a bat?<br />
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oh....skip it guys...my brain is foggy....<br />
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Join the ruddy club,mate....Regg replied.... <br />
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All three men squeeled like teenage girls at a Beatles concert<br />
as the door opened<br />
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HELLO.....lovlies.......I'm Emma.....Emma PEEL.....boop boop<br />
What is it?......Nigel asked from ground control<br />
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Iiiii....It's a bloody robot....shapley robot....It looks like<br />
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YEAH.....yEAH.......Emma peel...The Avengers....Tiny whistled...<br />
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She is all silver,but her face looks quite....hubba hubba...REGG<br />
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Men,men....control yourselves....Harold Hunt ordered....<br />
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He built it then....Putin...he was a fan of Diana RIGG......arr arr...Nigel sniggered..<br />
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Oh,gentleman,I am model...5467....retro foxy.....here to serve you....<br />
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Me....first.....Regg ....pushed the other two out of the way..<br />
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You....pervs...she is a robot...not a blow up doll...Nigel commentated<br />
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HRRMPH....yes...I must agree...for once ,with Farrot....NIGEL....Harold <br />
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I'm so lonely....Tiny exclaimed.........<br />
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erre....What about us,sunshine..?.....Jasper replied......<br />
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She has a built in chastity belt....Nigel....commentated<br />
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How,do you know all this?....Harold asked.....<br />
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I'm a cyberspace junkie...Nigel...replied...<br />
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Yes,I'm saving myself,for a fine,husband....Emma replied<br />
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But...your a robot....robots don't marry robots.....Regg commentated<br />
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A small tear...ran down the robots face...then a wail....<br />
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OH...bloody..hell....good going...Regg...you made...it cry<br />
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It?.....Emma replied....I am an A class....retro foxy...you Wanker!!!!!!!!<br />
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I like her.....Nigel...sniggered<br />
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This episode is dedicated to Robin Williams<br />
I watched him as a child on Mork and Mindy<br />
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I hope you have found peace of mind<br />
in the next world<br />
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I hope that<br />
for<br />
all of us<br />
<br />
nano nano<br />
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-90033357440447160792014-08-15T16:43:00.000-07:002014-08-15T16:45:58.691-07:00You Bonehead Shepard SmithTalk about kicking a man when he is dead...<br />
<br />
Anchorman Shepard Smith ,who I thought was the only one at fox news<br />
<br />
with any form of fair..ha....and balanced reporting....<br />
<br />
chides Robin Williams for killing himself<br />
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Come on Sheppy.....even Elizabeth Hasselback has more compassion.<br />
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Self righteous<br />
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bullshit<br />
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quote me on that<br />
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SHEPPY<br />
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-81590672284691053482014-07-15T08:44:00.001-07:002014-07-15T16:38:35.796-07:00Killing Archie Andrews...why not Mickey mouse and Snoopy tooSo another pop culture icon gets butchered by new owners with no vision<br />
by that need to sell more product by killing the golden goose<br />
<br />
Archie Andrews will die saving his gay best friend....that isn't my gripe<br />
I just think it is a lazy corporate move by new owners with the<br />
vision of an eggplant...yes,you EggPlant<br />
<br />
Remember new coke?.....Real bright move....<br />
Didn't Superman get killed off once<br />
how did that go?<br />
<br />
Are country is getting rid of its heritage<br />
and giving it away piece by piece<br />
<br />
By people with no vision<br />
and less common sense....<br />
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YOU can take that to the bank....oh wait,the banks been sold out too<br />
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JackAndrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-21861141748472121532014-07-13T13:34:00.001-07:002014-07-13T13:49:26.534-07:00Space crawl radio blog series episode 4 theres ghosts in them space,ya allWhen we last visited the Calypso Minor it had<br />
lost communication with lands end ground control....let's listen....<br />
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Sir,If their lost in space,are we out of jobs?...Nigel sniveled<br />
Good,God,man...you have them dead already,you little weasle,sorry....Harold Hunt replied<br />
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Calypso minor.can you read us?......Calypso Minor.....<br />
I could train to be a horse jockey...Nigel sighed<br />
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crackle crackle<br />
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Ere.....were here....bloody hell and a handbasket...this is REG..over....<br />
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Forget it,Nigel....your own horse would eat you....Harold.....<br />
Calypso minor....what happened......?<br />
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err....we bumped into another ship out here...The Putin -Rasputin Omni<br />
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I I can't believe it,that went up in 2016 ....it was Putins pet project<br />
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Didn't he go up with it sir....?....Nigel queried....<br />
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Yes,sort of a John Wayne chap....he passed the physical with flying colors<br />
yes...his wife ran the country after the ship vanished<br />
she introduced a casual Fridays at work day<br />
really set the country into a more relaxed state....<br />
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Eh.....What do we do,we are kind of attached to it...Red complained....<br />
It looks kind of beat up....Jasper observed<br />
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You would too if you were floating in space for over eighty years...<br />
more than that....Jasper replied.....<br />
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I dun,hate math,you wanker...Red barked....<br />
Tiny was fast asleep and snoring...<br />
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We gonna wake him?..Jasper inquired...<br />
neh....Tiny needs his beauty sleep....Reg replied....<br />
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This is very historical men....you have found a piece of important space....space...<br />
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JUNK.....you can say it,mate.....a piece of flying space junk...Reg replied<br />
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What happens if their dead bodies come flying out..? Nigel sniggered<br />
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Nigel,behave....no need to alarm the boys....ah.....<br />
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I heard that farrot face.....I ain't afraid of a mummified Russian......<br />
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Eh,....What's happening...the door to the other bloody things opening....!!!!!!!!<br />
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AH.......Jasper screamed like a girl<br />
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Tiny lurched up and bumped his head for the hundreth time....<br />
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I told you....I told you....GHOSTS....Poltergeists......Nigel sniggered....<br />
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Behave Nigel......Calypso Minor....stay calm....it might be the ships computer<br />
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Bloody hell...<br />
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arrhhhh<br />
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I<br />
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want<br />
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my<br />
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mummy!!!<br />
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<br />Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-60690784342594906762014-07-05T09:10:00.001-07:002014-07-05T09:11:40.687-07:00Space Crawl radio series blog Episode 3 Ground control to Major RegWhen we last joined are guinea pig astronauts,Reg,Tiny and Jasper were jolted by the<br />
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This is lands end control....Calypso minor...do you read.....</div>
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-10516170623446713002014-06-24T08:44:00.000-07:002014-06-24T08:47:17.309-07:00The world won't go out with a bang....but with a computer virus whisperMy laptop got infected....I mean really infected...I had pop ups about erectile disfuction<br />
to how to marry a rich old tycoon.....I downloaded a torrent of a horror movie....<br />
Then within five seconds I felt like the trojan horse had rammed through the gates<br />
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I actually shook my laptop.....GeT OUT Of MY COMPUTER YOU<br />
YOU BASTARDS....THAT is the polite version.<br />
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I know now the third world war will not be guns and bombs and nuclear weapons<br />
it will be passive agressive computer virus warfare....I mean<br />
It works....<br />
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The power grid gets pulled down...we Americans love our power and air conditioning<br />
no more internet....net flix .....or web cam porn.....sorry....<br />
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You get the drift....<br />
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wait.another pop up.......<br />
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Andrew Lawsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14003245539897098740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8252632906167544146.post-35527853999188955242014-06-23T18:46:00.001-07:002014-06-23T18:53:47.296-07:00Space crawl radio series....episode 2..Fly me to the moon or VegasWhen we last tuned in to our three convict astronauts,well not astronauts,more like British lab rats<br />
Reg,Jasper and Tiny were asked to turn off the cruise control by Harold Hunt....<br />
Lands end ground control chief....Let's listen in.....Static....hiss<br />
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You want us to steer this bloody thing,Where?...asked Regg.....<br />
Just towards the right....can you see that highway....?...Harold asked.<br />
What bloody highway....All I see is space and stars...Regg bemoaned.<br />
It's called the Gary glitter exspress super highway...Harold announced<br />
Gary bloody Glitter,that bastard...that ain't fuuny mate....Regg roared<br />
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Well,it was a sort of inside joke,but it stuck...and that's the name.....<br />
More like highway to ruddy hell....Tiny interjected....<br />
I like that one song...they play at the soccer matches...Jasper added<br />
That's one strike against you mate,,,Regg glared.....<br />
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NOW,let's begin this minor diversion....Harold announced...<br />
Alright...Where is the cruise control switch,mate?....Regg...asked<br />
It says cruise control,you stoopid wanker...Nigel replied<br />
You....ruddy farott face,you wait till I get back....Regg bellowed...<br />
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Nigel....behave!......Harold scolded,<br />
I I can't help it,he's so thick.....Nigel cackled....ahr....arh.....<br />
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Forget about Nigel....he has no decorum...Harold announced<br />
He won't have a head when I'm dun wiv im.......Regg......said deathly....<br />
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Now,now,remember the british slogan....Carry on....<br />
Is that still it..?...I thought it was King George proved it....<br />
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Proved what? Tiny queried...<br />
I don't bloody know,he was before our time...his mum Kate was hot though<br />
Regg replied....<br />
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Arr...yeah....she lived until she was one hundred and five...too bad about King William<br />
Fancy jumping out of an airplane at the age of eighty five....Jasper sighed...<br />
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Monarchists....bleh....Regg grumbled....<br />
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Bang....the space rocket ...ship....whatever....starts to shake<br />
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You have to act fast.....men....Harold ordered...<br />
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Get ready to hit the switch.....<br />
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bloody hell.....<br />
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yeah<br />
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I'm still hungry....Tiny<br />
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static hiss pop.........<br />
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