Saturday, July 5, 2014

Space Crawl radio series blog Episode 3 Ground control to Major Reg

When we last joined are guinea pig astronauts,Reg,Tiny and Jasper were jolted by the
ship spinning and turning....let's join are clueless friends

Bloody hell,I feel like a disco ball....Reg bellowed as the ship shuddered

Hit the cruise control off and turn seventy five degrees to the right...Harold ordered

ARR,ok.....I......got it,turning the ruddy thing,hang on mates......

Heaven help us,Jasper wailed

We're pretty close to it .....Tiny proclaimed

Reg turned the ship slowly into the Garry Glitter highway ....

Look at that,it looks like a motorway of stars....how blarmy...Reg annonced

Just stay in that lane and you can turn the cruise control back on...Harold said

What are those funny bubbles?....they look like telletubbies ....Jasper asked

What color are they?...Harold Hunt of ground control replied...

Bluish,no reddish.....there changing colors..

It's just mutated pollution from hair spray cans...Harold announced

Bloody hell,....I'm glad I'm bald ...Reg replied....

Yeah,Yule Brenner ....Tiny laughed...

The ladies loved me back home...Reg replied

Maybe we can pick up some space women...Tiny ventured

As long as they have two arms and two legs,no two headed birds...Reg replied

Good luck,you wankers...Nigel interrupted

Arr,I thought I heard a rat...Reg replied

Nigel.behave,sorry gentleman ...he couldn't resist....Harold commentated

Ay....what is that?....It looks like a spaceship or sumthin.....

This is ground control,what are you seeing?....report report

Hold your bloody horses.....How do we stop this heap....Reg bellowed

Put it in neutral you stoopid git....Nigel replied

Why you ....you wait....you farrot .....

Arr    arr   arr

Nigel.....behave!

It's a ship.it looks old or beat up.....

hiss....crackle....

This is lands end control....Calypso minor...do you read.....

I don't think any of those louts read....Nigel replied....

Nigel....this is no time for sarcasm....

Calypso Minor


Calypso Minor...